There’s a new flavor of Vitamin Water in town…er, maybe just in Belton. I really don’t know how long this flavor has been out, but I, a huge Vitamin Water fan, saw this new flavor at Price Chopper tonight and I had to pick it up. I’m not going to pretend like I’ve tried every different flavor that Vitamin Water makes, but I gotta say, this “b-relaxed” stuff is pretty good. It’s got a kind of mango/grapefruit thing going on.
Here’s the selling point on the label wrap of the bottle, which is unique to each flavor of Vitamin Water:
“everyone’s got issues – bills piling up, car repossessed, dead-end job, your boss mike verbally abusing you, relationship talks, in-laws that never leave, in laws that move in, recurring nightmares of being naked at work (you have them too, right?) it’s enough to make anyone go bonkers.
lucky for you, we’ve placed b vitaminsand theanine in here to keep you calm during stressful times. granted, it still wont keep the in-laws out… but thats what dead bolts are for.”
Vitamin Water’s marketing is borderline genius. Check out their website for more details, and other flavors that you probably haven’t seen in KC: vitaminwater.com
Chris Mills
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